From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Thursday, November 17, 2005 8:31 PM PT
To: Joseph J Wanchissen
Cc: rest;
Subject: ---..blue nile virus attacks Wall Street..---....WORKING ONE'S BODY TO THE BONE...---...
I typed your name into the Google search engine and it
appears that you are a web designer whose website seems to be in worse shape
than mine which may in fact be what has you so concerned about my wellbeing
that you would be so kind as to have Dr. Phil please call me.
Please now try and relax.
Take a deep breath and since you quite clearly have the time,
forget your lack of intellect only for just a moment, count how many posters
have posted up since a close friend of mine posted up this knuckleball on the
Now if that doesn’t take your breath away and you can still feel
your pulse, i.e. haven’t decided to chop off your limbs fearful that I might
eat you alive just using your ignoramus words, try then to figure out what
prevents even intellectual midgets such as yourself from posting up gobbledygook such as what you painstakingly
put “to-get-her”
[sic] on to that message board that has been fairly active in recent times, the
volume of shares traded every since I announced that I would be doing a “hostile management” takeover i.e. “shareholder
friendly” to all shareholders of public corporations, not “al-to-get-her”
[sic] unusual bearing in mind of course that there are almost no shares to
speak of [4%] in the hands of the general public some 83% owned by
financial institutions and very private banking organizations and the rest m
Should you find that I am beginning to bore you to death as
you think yourself smart enough to work through this rather important “puzzle”
that is developing in to “sumthing quite” [sic] interesting, inevitably, in my
humble but seasoned opinion, resulting in the wise decision to suspend trading
of all shares in all public corporation on each and every stock exchange on the
planet, then again your whole purpose at this point in what appears to be a
rather miserable life is to find a way to engage me in sufficient dialogue so
that your name appears on the top the Internet search engines in which case I
think it is only fair that we work out now how I should be compensated in
addition to the mileage I-we are getting taking you on an educational light
journey?
Now be a good boy and take another deep breath and see if you
can figure out the connecting dots between this e-mail which I-we sent the
And of course I continue to thank you for increasing the
circle of those dependant upon my communications for their insight and
If you don’t mind, may I make a further suggestion just
before you place your head on the pillow this evening as you battle to fall
asleep, that you ponder why “arch rivals” such as Milberg Weiss-Lerach and Finkelstein & Krinsk,
both former clients of mine, would be so deafeningly quiet at this most amazing
moment in the history of time as the past and the future all come “to-get-her”
[sic] in the present, the Digital Age, a G-D-send?
While recognizing that you do NOT, unlike the vast majority of the folks copied on
broadcasted missives such as this, understand perfectly well what is going on
behind the scenes at the DAAC’s Central Selling Organization’s
headquarters in the heart of downtown, London, England which you would surely
have visited assuming the DAAC
considered you sufficiently SMART,
equipped not only with the finest
Again what goes around comes around but with a vengeance.
Bear in mind the idea I am attempting to generate in your
mind that you now realize quite clearly is no more than the size of a vacuum
tube which you of course once knew is essentially a light bulb, requires that
you are sufficiently capable of maintaining an imagination that has you
visualizing your brain shrinking at an alarming rate very probably in direct
proportion to your ability to maintain an erection for more than 8 hours give
Take “tTOo” [sic] for “good behavior”?
Again each of us knowing at least intuitively why the harder we
work the less we have to show for it especially when taking into account the
damage to your brain the result of working one’s body to the bone?
Come on, show us you can laugh by sending me your best photo
making love to your bitch since I assume if you have a girlfriend she has
Will very shortly place you in the dog house and leave
worrying about stuff like the “parking of shares” to me and my
friends extraordinarily well positioned around the globe just absolutely loving
your terrific interruptions.
Keep Smiling and don’t forget this is the Gong Show
revisited.
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----Original message----
From: Joseph J Wanchissen
Sent: Thursday, November 17, 2005 6:04 PM
To: gevisser@sbcglobal.net
Cc: rest; Nancarrow, Loren; President@whitehouse.gov;
Subject: Re: Out of Office AutoReply:
emails...NO...SWEAT...---...BLUE NILE VIRUS
ATTACKS WALL STREET...---....
Mr. McGuiver:
Has anyone ever explained to you what verbal diarrhea is? Surely you must
as your incessant babble attests; concerning interests in your feeble little
mind that are so aching to be released you spew forth meaningless crap that
others need to dispose of properly. May I suggest that you book a show
with Doctor Phil; maybe he can diagnose the bigger problem than what seems to
be an inferiority complex that borders paranoia.
Gary S. Gevisser... I kindly ask you once again to take me off your email list
again. Any others who get this mail I kindly ask do the same. I am
not interested in this form of email abuse and wish nothing to do with your
kind.
Thank you for your attention in this matter. I have reported this abuse.
