From: Gary S. Gevisser [gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent: Wednesday, January 29, 2003 7:29 AM
To: 'Mike Sagorin'
Subject: RE: Sea Crest

 

Mike, nice to hear from a fellow skater. Ordinarily I would start responding to anyone who I know is from Durban, South Africa by beginning at the end since it is a safe bet they are “brainne dead” [sic] probably suffering from ADD and ending with a knuckleball hoping that they would find it within themselves to respond in kind.

 

To this day I am not quite sure how I accomplished even getting through school let alone working out the mathematics that would propel someone who has rather short legs to jump over things in an area less than the size of an ice-hockey rink while the place mostly came alive when I fell into the crowd. I can only put it down to being born hard of hearing which no doubt also protected me from all the nonsense we were subjected out of the rink that continues to resonate to this day.

 

I have received a number of emails which I probably won’t be responding to although incredibly there have been no further requests from anyone to be added to the “delete” list. Deciding, however, to respond to you was made easy by virtue of the fact that I remember both you and your brother rather well although I don’t think you or I have ever spoken being that you were a few years younger than me and as soon as I got my “wings” I left Durban like a bat out of hell. Don’t get me wrong I think Durbs is one of the most amazing places on this planet and it has nothing to do with our incredible pot which had I known more about I certainly would have spiked the food of each and every adult I came into contact with, the exception being Mr. Braithwaite our Latin teacher and Mr. Fisher our Hebrew teacher who I assumed was equally inspired by the Bay of Plenty.

 

Suffice to say at this time do what you think is best in terms of expanding our audience. At a minimum please continue to check in at the www.nextraterrestrial.com website. In due course I will be communicating with Professor Bernie Black of Stanford Law School who I believe is still the top dog seeking out how he thinks I might follow up with a Beverly Hills attorney who I understood to be one of the brightest students to graduate from this highly touted law school. Professor Black might not agree with my style but I am certain he would concur that when this “wimpy” attorney first communicated with me back on April 3rd of last year he most assuredly had not heard of my slogan, THE MEEK WITH TEETH SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH.

 

When all is said and done the truth will set each of us free but getting to the truth is like peeling an onion and as you may know the best place to place an onion before cutting in to it is to let it spend some time in the freezer. Do you have any idea how many ice-ages there have been since the beginning of time?

 

With that said, I have to question to what extent you suffered from the farts of folks like Gunter Lazarus who sat immediately behind you, your brother and I believe it was your father every Friday Night at the synagogue on Silverton road.

 

Marilyn Silver was a good friend of mine and when I first came to this country I stayed and worked with her brother who remains very much in my life. Each and every quarter I receive a check from Lionel for assisting him in a matter that took up no more than an hour of my time. The return on that investment is pale, however, compared to what I got out of spending time with Marilyn here in the States before she returned to South Africa where she now rests in peace. Marilyn ranks amongst the brightest people I have ever known and it had nothing to do with her academic achievements but rather her sense of direction in terms of where she was headed and right now I have other places to travel to, people to meet and pretty certain you will remain well grounded.

 

Gary

 

 

 

From: Mike Sagorin

Sent: Tuesday, January 28, 2003 5:56 PM
To: Gary S. Gevisser
Subject: Re: Sea Crest

 

Hello Gary.

(You're not the ex-ICE-SKATER from DURBAN are you? If so, how DID you manage to jump over those BARRELS like that?!!)

Am I supposed to be DOING anything with these emails? I'm afraid they've been directly to my "deleted items" folder!

Mike