LOOK AT THIS poor little DOG!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Is my dog, PYPEETOE*, HOWLING?

 

I THOUGHT SO, LET ME EXPLAIN.

 

THIS IS AN ABUSIVE DOG!

 

HE IS MY CO-DEPENDANT!

 

HE SUFFERS FROM HORRIBLE SEPERATION ANXIETY!

 

WE CANNOT LEAVE HIM ALONE AT HOME!

 

HIS HEARTWRENCHING HOWLING SHOULD HAVE YOU PITYING ME!

 

WOULD YOU LIKE TO DOGSIT SOMETMES?

 

NOTICE THE AMPLE WATER, SUFFICIENT VENTILATION AND MOST OF ALL OVER-THE-TOP HIGH QUALITY DOWN DUVET.

 

KEEP IN MIND HE IS AN ITALIAN GREYHOUND, HE IS SUPPOSED TO BE SKINNY!

 

LOOK AT THE CLOCK. IF YOU FEEL I HAVE BEEN SHOPPING TOO LONG OR BOTHERED ENOUGH BY MY PLIGHT PLEASE CALL ME - 1-858-SEL-NEXT [735-6398] OR EMAIL ME AT GSG@SELLNEXT.COM.

 

 

* Py for Pythagoras. Peetoe - he still pees on his toes.