From:
Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Tuesday, August 02, 2005
5:11 PM PT
To: Charlotte Dupree - admin@playboy.com
Cc: rest; President@whitehouse.gov; FBI; Eliot Spitzer -
Attorney General of New York State;
Roger Hedgecock; Grundfest@stanford.edu;
Tony Leon MP - Leader of the Democratic Alliance - Republic of South Africa; Mark Gevisser - The
Nation's southern African correspondant; Nicholas Oppenheimer - DeBeers-Anglo American Cartel [DAAC]; Michael
Berlin Esq. - Office of Attorney General; Stephen Cohen - Codiam Inc.; Whitman
Knapp Esq. - Office of Attorney General; Valerie Schulte Esq. - National
Association of Broadcasters; VSchiff@wetherlycapital.com;
Ms Phumzile Mlambo-Ngcuka - South Africa’s Minister of Minerals and Energy
Subject: RE: Signup Confirmation
Ok, so you are another
one hell bent on my websites beginning with www.NextraterresTrial.com
remaining on track to be the number 1 et al primary sources
of information-knowledge-light to the next generation increasingly thanks to
the likes of you aware of not only why there is no such thing as a “generation gap” only a "credibility
gap" but what they can now at Light-G-D-speed do about it?
Please point me
and all
to where in your unsolicited "offer"
which I happily "accepted"
does it state clearly in "black and white"
your cancellation policy and I assume in the same bold print as your mostly
silicon breasts?
Moreover,
besides for "dirty pictures"
what really attracts all of us, rich and poor, is the "dirt"
on others beginning with family members who we have figured out "use and abuse" first their own,
perfecting the art of "spear and shield"
before taking on the rest of mankind?
Surely you
agree that mankind is the oxymoron of all time which brings me to the most important
point you should now this instant share with Hef and his daughter, in the words
of my most eloquent and elegant
French Canadian, 1/32nd
Huron Indian, math wizard, artist-painter, designer, athlete of athlete, Client-Partner-Wife,
"The world would be much better off if women were on permanent PMS then
they wouldn’t put up with any of the bullshit."
Knock me Out by first
acknowledging you weren’t quite expecting this “wake up”
call so early in the week?
Second, give “sum” [sic] thought as
to why the next generation are more interested to explore Hitler’s rise
to power than all previous generations who thanks to missives such as this know
perfectly well that the fundamentals of the western economy are today at least
as bad as during the
Bear in mind I sent earlier to my one private banker a 1788 word
communiqué, the least bothersome from what I gathered from his follow up phone
call which was not called for, was that I would be withdrawing another
$42,111.00 [Forty two thousand one hundred and eleven United States Dollars] in
cash, this email excluding his and his bank’s name will be uploaded on
the AIG Yahoo message board once I am done uploading the almost 16,000 word
draft email to our great President, very much looking forward to George’s
input on the final version.
Third, when looking out your window, notice any
slight movement whether it be the air, a person making a gesture, a dog peeing
on a lamppost, then give some thought to say any banker you know, empathize
with the difficulty they are now having “playing the
game” reading not only what I sent earlier but this Time To Tell The Truth
draft communiqué to Mr. Bush that I plan to have hand-delivered to the White
House.
Next factor in when calculating their level of anxiety that they are
also now reading this missive as I get distracted by both a Navy helicopter,
the pilot not having the same profile as the one that flew by an hour or so
earlier as well as some dolphins making the most of rather washed out surfing
conditions here at 11th Street in Del Mar, California, still not
quite able to get over how incredibly good looking and in the most amazing
shape is this bunch of women in their early to mid twenties who come by our
Cliff House every morning pretty much the same time, none of them quite frankly
having the good looks and shapely figure of my wife twice their age if not
more, to mention little of Marie Dion Gevisser informing me yesterday that she
is having a “girls only”
party at the Tree House our other rented one of a kind property here in Del
Mar, letting me know that no matter how many bottles of the finest champagne I
were to line up along the pathway even if I were to get each and every Del Mar
City Councilmember to lie prostrate and let her and her friends walk over them
as they showed off their stiletto heels I would not be allowed entry.
Four, would you be interested in coming to my party
tomorrow night and of course I would not invite more than Dr. John K. Pollard and the godly
artist-painter Sebastian Capella
so long as you bring along a dozen or so playmates that I would first run by
both Dr. Pollard as well as Mr. Capella just to make sure that I don’t
come across as being so pitifully discriminating.
Five, would you be at least equally motivated when
you take your daily two ten minute breaks and perhaps only half your lunch time
to upload my “manifesto” to Mr. Bush on to other Internet message
boards besides for the AIG Yahoo Message
Board,
Six, while continuing to “play banker”
think of what is going through Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan’s
mind at this time, as he come to terms that it is just a matter of time before
he will be compelled to answer a series of questions relating to my DAAC family beginning with “sumthing” [sic]
along the following lines:
Mr. Chairman, how are you
doing with your flowchart and when done would you be willing to enter it in the
competition…?
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Subject: RE: Signup Confirmation
Hello
Our cancellation policy is to cancel by phone.
Our toll free number is 800-276-6048.
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Give me a break!
You take my credit card over the internet and yet you want me to make a
phone call to cancel while at the same time finding the time to respond via the
internet with such nonsense?
Think twice before I bring more Public International Attention to this
issue.
As hard as it may be to believe I only signed up after receiving an
unsolicited email from you to see what it would take to cancel 17 odd minutes
after giving you my credit card figuring you would think that all of us males
and lesbians are a bunch of "dik-s"
[sic].
Important to at least try and do things "backwards
and forwards" in compliance with Quantum Mechanics, our one
website www.EmanANDdog.com
spelling out a number of things you might want to make Hef and his daughter
aware of before I decide to take you all on more of an educational light
journey all geared toward promoting my forthcoming book Manager Minute One
a takeoff of the business book bestseller One Minute Manager
all about empowering the kids to parent
the parents who need the most help.
Gary S. Gevisser
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WISH TO CANCEL
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