From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Wednesday, October 18, 2006 3:25 PM PT
To:
Cc: rest;
sales@alternativedvd.com;
Subject: RE: MEASUREMENTS OF MICHELLE KUBE -EXECUTIVE PRODUCER, THE BILL
HANDLE SHOW KFI-AM640 "MORE STIMULATING....
Thank you.
I assume the FF is bigger
than a triple E!
In which case aren’t you
possibly exaggerating about your waistline being a 34, more likely a 40?
Send me this instant a photo
of your lover along with his-her-its email address and who knows
what insight I might gleam from their reaction to my draft email to the
Attorney General, the last heavily broadcasted communiqué prior to the
publishing of my book, THOFMCAIF!, subtitle AMFTP!
[Word count 77]
[Characters 363]
From: Michelle Kube - Execuitve Producer, The Bill
Handle Show KFI-AM 640 "More Stimulating Talk Sh*t Radio" [sic].
Sent: Wednesday, October 18, 2006 2:25 PM
To: Gary S. Gevisser
Subject: RE: >uh-oh...Mr Crazy strikes again AUTO RESPONSE<
40FF
28
34
From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Wed 10/18/2006 11:42 AM
To:
Subject: RE: >uh-oh...Mr Crazy strikes again AUTO RESPONSE<
What r your
physical measurements?
From:
Sent: Wednesday, October 18, 2006 11:37 AM
To: Gary S. Gevisser
Subject: >uh-oh...Mr Crazy strikes again AUTO RESPONSE<
CONGRATULATIONS!
You've achieved "JUNK MAIL" status!
Welcome
to JUNK folder! >From now on, when your email comes to us, you
will receive this 'auto response' every time I log into my computer.
You
have received this auto response because you have proven yourself to be someone
who either:
**is
too much of a COWARD to actually pick up the phone and speak to Bill or I
personally....
**sent
an email anonymously and are too chicken to reveal a real name
**is sending multiple emails a day and have refused our request to
be removed from your 'spam' list
**called
me a 'liar'
**sent
an email using rude language
**sent
an email threatening anyone on the show (which by the way is a crime…you will
be contacted by the proper authorities)
**you have been deemed by Bill to be a 'nutjob' or 'religious
freak'
**can
not process a complete thought, therefore Handel has deemed you a 'moron'
If
you'd like to express your thoughts about something Bill said or someone on the
show, feel free to call the show at 1 800 520 1534 between 5-6am when Bill
takes listener calls. If you can speak, you're able to keep the foul
language at bay, and are at least midly interesting, we'll put you on the air.
If
you'd like to discuss being removed from this auto-response, please call me at
818 566 6425, anytime between 3am-1pm, Monday through Friday.
Have
a great day!
Sincerely,
Michelle Kube
Executive Producer, The Bill Handel Show
KFI-AM 640
"More Stimulating Talk
Radio"
Office Phone: 818-566-6425
Address:
Suite #550
From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Wednesday, October 18, 2006 10:36 AM PT
To:
Cc: rest;
Subject: FW: ..WITH APPROVED CREDIT.....mary...
What happened?
How much long…
