From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent:
To: Lebogang Ditshwene
Cc: rest;
Subject: RE: Ann Coulter
Leo,
Wonderful
to hear from you.
You
want me to fix you up with Ms. Ann Coulter without your first responding to my
email of July 28th?
Fair
enough!
In
order to make this new dialogue more interesting to my statistically valid
sampling of the world’s literate population which you know includes a good
number of folks from Safmarine, your one boyfriend’s employer who I assume
have not only a life vest handy for Tefo but have secured for him a
sufficiently large stash of cash in a numbered offshore account to at least
return the $5,000 in ad monies I advanced to help both him as well as you but
more importantly the next generation of South Africans of all racial groups to
get with the program by doing nothing more than forwarding my missives to each
member of the so bought and paid for South African ANC Government, the same
with my pal
Amazing!
Running
scared is the mildest expression that comes to mind leading me back to “tTOo”
[sic] things, the first during the continuation of WWI when my amazing father,
former fighter-bomber-pilot Bernie Gevisser just barely 20 years of age once
went after on one of his 71 operations this convoy of
German Nazi officers who had a motorcycle escort and second you possibility
wanting to have a lesbian relationship with Ms. Coulter who I have not had the
pleasure of meeting although it is always possible we have run into each other
either on the cliffs of Del Mar or down by the beach increasingly SIGNIFICANTly the possibility that not
only is she on my one of a kind email list but may in fact respond to you
before I get back from lunch with my amazing Client-Partner-Wife Marie Dion
Gevisser less than 20 minutes away, and should you be in the area just call me
on my “phatso” [sic] cell phone
1-858-SEL-NEXT which you should be happy to know did not fall down the cliff
yesterday as I misjudged on the many crevices that form at times right before
your eyes.
Please
forgive me for repeating the fact that my email list represents a statistically
valid sampling of the world’s literate population which of course includes my
pal
By
The Way [BTW] the
I
venture to say you may not have fully expected me to leverage your communiqué
to help me, while assisting you with your basic needs, a healthy sexual
relationship very important, also establish a non sexual relationship with Ms.
Coulter?
On
the other hand there is a distinct possibility that I-we may have salvaged
enough neurons still firing in that awesome space between your ears that has
you now both a conscience as well as being on your way to becoming once again
an independent thinker, this terrific step forward essentially being your first
step to really put the foot to the pedal and help increase exponentially the
circle of those including Ms. Courtier who will eventually assuming again she
is not on my email list that again represents a statistically valid sampling of
the world’s literate population when typing her name in to one of the Internet
search engines come across this very communiqué, dependant upon my insight and
analysis of the important events of the day.
This
is an affirmative action on your part that again is very much appreciated.
Shalom-Kgotso!
[Word
count 777]
-----Original Message-----
From: Lebogang Ditshwene [mailto:LDitshwene@Media24.com]
Sent:
To: 'Gary S. Gevisser'
Subject: Ann Coulter
Hi Gary
Tell me about this woman.
Lebo
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