From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Wednesday, November 16, 2005 12:27 PM PT
To: JRK@class-action-law.com
Subject: Fw: Chicklits release, 11/16/05 "Still good after all these years"

Given the reaction to what I sent you earlier while stuck in traffic heading toward Los Angeles well reflected by one “indidual's” [sic] comment, "What the fcuk do you expect people like RBS to say to their children realizing with each one of your increasingly crystal clear broadcasts how extraordinarily cheaply their buffoon parents have been bought off" [sic]? I thought this communiqué from Dr JKP would serve to ease their sentence, no strike that, tension?

----- Original Message -----
From: John K. Pollard Jr. [mailto:jpollar2@san.rr.com]
Sent: Wednesday, November 16, 2005 10:10 AM
To: "Undisclosed-Recipient:;"@spf6-2s.us4.outblaze.com
Subject: Chicklits release, 11/16/05 "Still good after all these years"

1. The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish
     women like Chinese food so much.
     The study revealed that this is due to the fact that Won Ton
      spelled backward is Not Now.
  2. There is a big controversy on the Jewish view of when life
      begins. In Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered viable
      until it graduates from medical school.
  3. Q: Why don't Jewish mothers drink?
      A: Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
  4. Q: Have you seen the newest Jewish-American-Princess
           horror movie?
      A: It's called "Debbie Does Dishes."
  5. Q: Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers?
       A: They never let anyone finish a sentence.
  6. Q: What's a Jewish American Princess's favorite position?
       A:Facing Bloomingdale's.
  7. When the doctor called Mrs. Liebenbaum to tell her that her
      check came back, she replied, "So did my arthritis."
  8. A man called his mother in Florida, "Mom, how are you?"
    "Not too good," said the mother. "I've been very weak."  The son
     said, "Why are you so weak?" She said, "Because I haven't eaten
     in 38 days." The son said, "That's terrible. Why haven't you
     eaten in 38 days?" The mother answered, "Because I didn't want
     my mouth to be filled with food if you should call."
  9. A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother
     he has a part in the play.She asks, "What part is it?  The boy
     says, "I play the part of the Jewish husband."
     The mother scowls and says, "Go back and tell the teacher you
     want a speaking part."
 10. Q: Where does a Jewish husband hide money from his wife?
       A:Under the vacuum cleaner
 11. Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
       A: (Sigh) Don't bother. I'll sit in the dark.  I don't
          want to be a nuisance to anybody.
 12. Short summary of every Jewish holiday:
       They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat.
 13. Did you hear about the bum who walked up to a Jewish mother on the street and said "Lady, I haven't eaten in three days."
      "Force yourself," she replied.
 14. Q: What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish mother?
       A: Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go.
 15. Jewish telegram:
       "Begin worrying. Details to follow."
 16. Q: Why are Jewish Men circumcised?
       A: Because Jewish women don't like anything that isn't 10% off.