From: John K. Pollard Jr.
Sent: Wednesday, January 18, 2006 8:26 PM
To: gary s gevisser
Subject: My New Japanese Car

 

 Just got my new Lexus SC 430 a few days ago. I had to return to the dealer a day later to complain that the radio wouldn't work.
    The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this," he said, "Nelson!"
The radio asked, "Ricky or Willie?" Willie!," he continued...and "On The Road Again" came wafting through the speakers. 

    I drove away satisfied, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,"Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music. If I said "Beatles," I'd get an album's worth of their awesome songs.
    Last Thursday,on Via Del Vale,a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my precious car. I swerved in time to avoid them, and yelled,"Assholes!!," at their disappearing tail lights

    Suddenly the French National Anthem began a vocal duet by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, and Bill Clinton on sax.

God, I love this car.