From: John K. Pollard Jr.
Sent: Wednesday, January 18, 2006 8:26 PM
To: gary s gevisser
Subject: My New Japanese Car
Just
got my new Lexus SC 430 a few days ago. I had to return to the dealer a
day later to complain that the radio wouldn't work.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
"Watch this," he said, "Nelson!"
The radio asked, "Ricky or Willie?" Willie!," he continued...and
"On The Road Again" came wafting through the speakers.
I drove away satisfied, and for the next few days, every time I'd
say,"Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music. If I said
"Beatles," I'd get an album's worth of their awesome songs.
Last Thursday,on Via Del Vale,a couple ran a red light and
nearly creamed my precious car. I swerved in time to avoid them, and
yelled,"Assholes!!," at their disappearing tail lights
Suddenly
the French National Anthem began a vocal duet by Jane Fonda and
God,
I love this car.