From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Friday, August 12, 2005 2:33 PM PT
To: Ed Bertolas
Cc: rest; Valerie and Stanley; King Golden Jr. Esq.; Roger W. Robinson; Valerie Schulte Esq. - National Association of Broadcasters
Subject: RE: Addendum...arm and a leg...---...

Stop by the Cliff House sometime and stop with this nonsense of having me “remove” you from my “sh1t” [sic] list given how you were the very first to be added, my thinking at the time that you would attract a whole lot more “bar flies” than this Valerie and Stanley couple?

Do you know them?

How many people on your email list can I count on you forwarding this “2” [sic]?

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-----Original Message-----
From: Ed Bertolas [mailto:bertolas@ix.netcom.com]
Sent: Friday, August 12, 2005 2:12 PM
To: Gary S. Gevisser
Subject: Re: Addendum...arm and a leg...---...

I am Thankful :

FOR THE WIFE
WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT,
BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME,
AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.


FOR THE HUSBAND
WHO IS ON THE SOFA
BEING A COUCH POTATO,
BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME
AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS.



FOR THE TEENAGER
WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES
BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME,
NOT ON THE STREETS.



FOR THE TAXES I PAY
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I AM EMPLOYED.



FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE
BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS.



FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT.



FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE



FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING,
WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING,
AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME.

FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING
I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT
BECAUSE IT MEANS
WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH..

FOR THE PARKING SPOT
I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING
AND I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH TRANSPORTATION.


FOR MY HUGE  ELECTRIC  BILL
BECAUSE IT MEANS 
I AM COMFORTABLE .

FOR T HE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCH
WHO SINGS OFF KEY BECAUSE IT MEANS
I CAN HEAR.



FOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR.



FOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES
AT THE END OF THE DAY
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN
CAPABLE OF WORKING HARD.



FOR THE ALARM THAT GOES OFF
IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM ALIVE.



AND FINALLY, FOR TOO MUCH E-MAIL
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE
FRIENDS WHO ARE THINKING OF ME.



SEND THIS TO SOMEONE YOU CARE ABOUT. I JUST DID.


Live well, Laugh often, & Love with all of your heart!

----- Original Message -----

From: Gary S. Gevisser

To: Ron Bellows Senior - Risk Management specialist - AIG

Sent: Friday, August 12, 2005 1:22 PM

Subject: FW: Addendum...arm and a leg...---...

FYI

-----Original Message-----
From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Friday, August 12, 2005 1:18 PM PT
To: President@whitehouse.gov
Cc: rest; Playboy; Michael Berlin Esq. - Office of Attorney General; Whitman Knapp Esq. - Office of Attorney General; Eliot Spitzer - Attorney General of New York State; Deborah "Aggressive" Sturman Esq; Nicholas Oppenheimer - DeBeers-Anglo American Cartel [DAAC]
Subject: Addendum...arm and a leg...---...

Dear Mr. President,

Today there is a significantly…---…