From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Thursday, December 29, 2005 7:18 PM PT
To: Ed Bertolas
Cc: rest; John Pollard - JKPJKP@alum.mit.edu); eBay Motors-Support - msupport@ebay.com
Subject: FW: Ring out the year...---...2.005

 

Since I haven’t heard back from Dr. John K. Pollard, how would you like to be my guest for sushi dinner this evening?

 

You will, however, very likely have to console me given how I am still in a state of shock about not being invited to tomorrow’s gathering of the most beautiful women at least on the west coast of the United States.

 

So extraordinarily depressing given how I had been psyching myself thinking that I would not only kick off the new year beginning by starting to make love to my wife tonight, possibly taking two 10 minute breaks the first in mid morning for tea and scones, a couple of hours set aside for lunch and then another 10 minute break for late afternoon refreshments, probably not needing that big a dinner which should only consume about another half hour and then continuing all day Saturday ending possibly only when the Bellyup bouncers throw us out late Sunday morning while still finding the time to edit my draft introduction to the Treason Complaint against the United States Congress et al by making certain my target audience, not you, or old farts like me, or the not so great “idea” folks from eBay but rather the young kids understand perfectly well the reasons why we are so distracted.

 

Do you have a muzzle for your dog or should I request the Marines at Camp Pendleton fly by and drop ship a M-1 tank?

 


From: Anne Merritt [mailto:annemerritt@san.rr.com]
Sent: Thursday, December 29, 2005 6:51 PM
To: Gary S. Gevisser
Subject: Re: Ring out the year...---...2.005

 

glad you liked the soup. It was fun making something delectable out of the shells. I love to cook and get creative culinary ideas with whatever there is in the house and yard (that's edible)....making something good out of next to nothing is a skill and way of life. I think I'm onto a new idea.

  By the way, I have no idea what that Ed is going to have his dog do to you when it sigs you, but if it would sic you it would be attacking you. 

Anne

----- Original Message -----

From: Gary S. Gevisser

To: John Pollard

Cc: Anne Merritt

Sent: Thursday, December 29, 2005 6:05 PM

Subject: Ring out the year...---...2.005

 

How about joining me for sushi dinner and help me get over the fact that us males, and that includes you, are not invited to Marie’s party tomorrow over at the rock house.

 

You don’t mind if I copy Anne Merritt who has my permission not to mince any words in expressing to my wife the extent of my dissatisfaction despite the fact that I agree with Marie that things could “get out of hand” as I would insist if they were to end up having me hogtied for daring to try and control the conversations that each of them strip naked, stand on the $600K bridge, holding and centered around their belly button what I sent earlier to banker Girlie which I would naturally include as part of the marketing kits that would go along with the point of sale displays; G-d forbid I forget to thank Anne for the plate of in Marie’s words “Gold lobster bisque soup” that I enjoyed earlier today just moments before Marie arrived who felt the need to let me know that when Anne visited with her the other evening Anne was also kind enough to leave Marie with “sum” [sic] of this out of this world delight.

 

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leave Marie with “sum” [sic] of this out of this world delight.

 

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