From: Gary S. Gevisser
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Thanks.
I
assume this means sharing “live” with Dr. Laura not only my humble
but rather seasoned opinion about her deafening silence on the important topic
of the day?
Critical
to address precisely what is preoccupying people whether just waking, about to
go to sleep, even those wishing they could have sex with a high priced
prostitute without having to think about what I am about to reveal next about
the “person
next door”?
Not
many of us, as the “record” shows, really “cares” all
that much about the neighbor either in front, on the sides
You
have to just love that last hyperlink?
So
lets face it, you can’t really name anyone, at least no one willing to debate
me “in the flesh” who really gives more than a “rat’s ass” about anyone other
than themselves?
Mother
Theresa is dead!
If
the person next door, however, can provide Knowledge-
No
one knows for certain who is communicating with me which to be honest with one
another is beginning to drive you stark raving nuts, interfering with your
ability to logically thought process?
As
I said in my last broadcasted
communiqué I am waiting on feedback from around the world, really not all that
interested to hear as I did exactly an hour ago at
Then
again, maybe “sumone” [sic] else reading this email has KIL on Mr. Barnett that they think the world should know to mention
little of my “second mother” and my connection to Pythagoras, the famous man of Samos, within hours of bidding us goodbye and hello in the next
instant?
The
more we know about one another the less likely it is we would war with one
another?
Feel
free to click on to as many hyperlinks as you please and to show me the courtesy
by letting me know which ones are problematic which I will then discuss with my
wife who decided not to join me at our rock cabin for dinner this evening very
possibly because I was not very specific on what guarantees other than of
course great sex I could give her in the event the 5 course meal along with 3
different types of wine, the meal beginning and ending with the very best of
champagne did not turn out to her liking?
In
the interests of full disclosure I did forget to let MDG know that I had painstakingly built the most amazing wood fire
over the course of the day when not trying to reach an “accommodation” with
this mountain lion that appears to be playing a bit of a “mouse and cat” game
with me and my poor, poor, poor dog, Pypeetoe, who right now is sitting with me
on the sofa bed in front of the fire place, his head nestled in the back of my
armpit.
And
of course it goes almost without saying I would have showered, lit all the
candles but really there is only so much one can say to someone as busy as Marie Dion Gevisser when
surrounded by not only other beautiful and sexy nude women but when looking out
from our rented Cliff House she gets to see the “pick of the litter” versus
just having me bouncing around trying to convince my no bullshit wife that “winning
is not everything, it is how you win!”
Now
I know you are still thinking about those incredibly good looking, the most
athletic men going back and forth along the cliffs always slowing down when right
in front of our two large windows as they go about stretching, standing on one
hand, unaware that the digging by Greedy in his effort to “land a hand” [sic]
on damsels in distress is contributing to the erosion of the cliffs.
Now
how much of all this “plays into my hands” is anyone’s guess but so long as you
all continue to read my missives, even it means my fiercest competitors
hightail it to Del Mar, California I will continue to whine and cry with joy
just so long as they do no more than warm up MDG’s juices
while at the same time providing her with enough of a distraction
for me to win the “grand prize” of “dying the richest person in the grave.”
But
you are only interested in promoting Dr. Laura and you should have gathered by
now so am I and so long as I continue to have your
attention what exactly do you think it will take for Dr. Laura to “see the writing on the
wall”?
China
is to many Lilly White Wheaty Eaters a long boat ride away but when you
consider the following facts along with what I will be spelling out about WHY the DeBeers-Anglo American Cartel [DAAC] is the “mafia
of mafia” in both simple English and simple Chinese and WHY unless you are my wife and I you
should absolutely CARE a whole lot,
I suspect you will sooner rather than later do the right thing and the smart
thing which is also the right thing and not mince words with Dr. Laura in
encouraging her to “grow up!” and be “counted”
Face
“superior
and overwhelming” forces of light as I=we will take her on an
Educational Light Journey that will get increasingly unpleasant before she
finally figures out the genius of our extraordinarily SMART
G-d not foolish enough to empower the likes of Dr. Laura in to
believing that they are so godly able to IGNORE
within this one of many lifetimes, as the past and future all come “to-get-her”
[sic] in the present, how incredibly easy it would be if we simply told the
truth about the biggest problem plaguing the world?
Once
we address in a forthright fashion the human overpopulation plague of plagues
brought about by our selfishness in the next instant all the babble coming over
the airwaves would cease in an instant and people like you will not only be out
of work but having to address those on your left, right, in front and behind as
to why you were so extraordinarily selfish:
First, the Chinese were the very
first foreigners to discover the
Second, the Chinese invented
gunpowder.
Third, the Chinese can count.
Fourth, Marco Polo like
Fifth, the Chinese masses remain
our friends so long as we understand they have won World War III without being
so foolish at to fire a single shot.
Sixth, the Chinese who only sleep
when having sex cannot despite having been invaded time and again have never
really been conquered, the proof found in their most extraordinary love making,
something I proved recently with my wife.
Seventh, fear of the Yellow Peril
goes back only as far as The Diamond Invention, “A Diamond is Forever, A Girl’s Best Friend”
Eighth, the Chinese are not known
for “kicking
gift horses in the mouth”.
Ninth, we have outside our rock
cabin a horse’s head carved out of wood that stands to the right when facing
the rock cabin looking west.
Tenth, the west can make peace
with the east who have been our slave laborers for long enough so long as we
recognize both their totally superior strength in pretty much every category
under the sun other than the larceny which we have perfected in our business
schools so well exhibited on Wall Street as well as how at least at this precise
moment in time they come in peace, still willing to be lectured to by Mr. Rumsfeld our great Minister of Defense who I believe has to
have the biggest balls ever gifted by our extraordinarily SMART
G-d.
Eleventh, the integers 1421 which when added
Multiplied
result in the awesome number 8, there only 9 such combinations of integers which are both “real” and
“imaginary”.
It not taking a whole lot to imagine how easy it would be to
have peace in our lifetime once we begin telling again the truth, the whole
truth and nothing but the truth, so help each of us G-d.
[Word
count 1421]
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