From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent:
Thursday, October 20, 2005 9:32 PM PT
To:
DrLaura.com Family

Cc: rest; Juel.Barnett@jwt.com; President@whitehouse.gov
Subject: .... Free Tickets To
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Thanks.

 

I assume this means sharing “live” with Dr. Laura not only my humble but rather seasoned opinion about her deafening silence on the important topic of the day?

 

Critical to address precisely what is preoccupying people whether just waking, about to go to sleep, even those wishing they could have sex with a high priced prostitute without having to think about what I am about to reveal next about the “person next door”?

 

Not many of us, as the “record” shows, really “cares” all that much about the neighbor either in front, on the sides

 

Or

 

Behind?

 

You have to just love that last hyperlink?

 

So lets face it, you can’t really name anyone, at least no one willing to debate me “in the flesh” who really gives more than a “rat’s ass” about anyone other than themselves?

 

Mother Theresa is dead!

 

If the person next door, however, can provide Knowledge-Information-Light to enable you as you act so very interested in what they have to say for you then to use the KIL to get that much more graft than the other neighbors who in turn are doing the exact same thing, has you beginning to think logically!

 

No one knows for certain who is communicating with me which to be honest with one another is beginning to drive you stark raving nuts, interfering with your ability to logically thought process?

 

As I said in my last broadcasted communiqué I am waiting on feedback from around the world, really not all that interested to hear as I did exactly an hour ago at 8:01 PM from Mr. Barnett of J. Walter Thompson that he “is out of the office”.

 

Then again, maybe “sumone” [sic] else reading this email has KIL on Mr. Barnett that they think the world should know to mention little of my “second mother” and my connection to Pythagoras, the famous man of Samos, within hours of bidding us goodbye and hello in the next instant?

 

The more we know about one another the less likely it is we would war with one another?

 

Feel free to click on to as many hyperlinks as you please and to show me the courtesy by letting me know which ones are problematic which I will then discuss with my wife who decided not to join me at our rock cabin for dinner this evening very possibly because I was not very specific on what guarantees other than of course great sex I could give her in the event the 5 course meal along with 3 different types of wine, the meal beginning and ending with the very best of champagne did not turn out to her liking?

 

In the interests of full disclosure I did forget to let MDG know that I had painstakingly built the most amazing wood fire over the course of the day when not trying to reach an “accommodation” with this mountain lion that appears to be playing a bit of a “mouse and cat” game with me and my poor, poor, poor dog, Pypeetoe, who right now is sitting with me on the sofa bed in front of the fire place, his head nestled in the back of my armpit.

 

And of course it goes almost without saying I would have showered, lit all the candles but really there is only so much one can say to someone as busy as Marie Dion Gevisser when surrounded by not only other beautiful and sexy nude women but when looking out from our rented Cliff House she gets to see the “pick of the litter” versus just having me bouncing around trying to convince my no bullshit wife that “winning is not everything, it is how you win!

 

Now I know you are still thinking about those incredibly good looking, the most athletic men going back and forth along the cliffs always slowing down when right in front of our two large windows as they go about stretching, standing on one hand, unaware that the digging by Greedy in his effort to “land a hand” [sic] on damsels in distress is contributing to the erosion of the cliffs.

 

Now how much of all this “plays into my hands” is anyone’s guess but so long as you all continue to read my missives, even it means my fiercest competitors hightail it to Del Mar, California I will continue to whine and cry with joy just so long as they do no more than warm up MDG’s juices  while at the same time providing her with enough of a distraction for me to win the “grand prize” of “dying the richest person in the grave.”

 

But you are only interested in promoting Dr. Laura and you should have gathered by now so am I and so long as I continue to have your attention what exactly do you think it will take for Dr. Laura to “see the writing on the wall”?

 

China is to many Lilly White Wheaty Eaters a long boat ride away but when you consider the following facts along with what I will be spelling out about WHY the DeBeers-Anglo American Cartel [DAAC] is the “mafia of mafia” in both simple English and simple Chinese and WHY unless you are my wife and I you should absolutely CARE a whole lot, I suspect you will sooner rather than later do the right thing and the smart thing which is also the right thing and not mince words with Dr. Laura in encouraging her to “grow up!” and be “counted”

 

Or

 

Face “superior and overwhelming” forces of light as I=we will take her on an Educational Light Journey that will get increasingly unpleasant before she finally figures out the genius of our extraordinarily SMART G-d not foolish enough to empower the likes of Dr. Laura in to believing that they are so godly able to IGNORE within this one of many lifetimes, as the past and future all come “to-get-her” [sic] in the present, how incredibly easy it would be if we simply told the truth about the biggest problem plaguing the world?

 

Once we address in a forthright fashion the human overpopulation plague of plagues brought about by our selfishness in the next instant all the babble coming over the airwaves would cease in an instant and people like you will not only be out of work but having to address those on your left, right, in front and behind as to why you were so extraordinarily selfish:

 

First, the Chinese were the very first foreigners to discover the Americas in 1421 well ahead of Columbus who set sail in 1492.

 

Second, the Chinese invented gunpowder.

 

Third, the Chinese can count.

 

Fourth, Marco Polo like Columbus was Jewish.

 

Fifth, the Chinese masses remain our friends so long as we understand they have won World War III without being so foolish at to fire a single shot.

 

Sixth, the Chinese who only sleep when having sex cannot despite having been invaded time and again have never really been conquered, the proof found in their most extraordinary love making, something I proved recently with my wife.

 

Seventh, fear of the Yellow Peril goes back only as far as The Diamond Invention, “A Diamond is Forever, A Girl’s Best Friend

 

Eighth, the Chinese are not known for “kicking gift horses in the mouth”.

 

Ninth, we have outside our rock cabin a horse’s head carved out of wood that stands to the right when facing the rock cabin looking west.

 

Tenth, the west can make peace with the east who have been our slave laborers for long enough so long as we recognize both their totally superior strength in pretty much every category under the sun other than the larceny which we have perfected in our business schools so well exhibited on Wall Street as well as how at least at this precise moment in time they come in peace, still willing to be lectured to by Mr. Rumsfeld our great Minister of Defense who I believe has to have the biggest balls ever gifted by our extraordinarily SMART G-d.

 

Eleventh, the integers 1421 which when added

 

Or

 

Multiplied result in the awesome number 8, there only 9 such combinations of integers which are both “real” and “imaginary”.

 

It not taking a whole lot to imagine how easy it would be to have peace in our lifetime once we begin telling again the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help each of us G-d.

 

[Word count 1421]

 

-----Original Message-----
From:
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Sent:
Thursday, October 20, 2005 2:30 PM
To: Gary
Subject: Enter Contest For Free Tickets To Dallas Premiere of Dr. Laura's One Woman Show

 

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