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Subject: FW: Flirting with Danger
Jim,
Below are the changes to the second paragraph that
my wife felt would “spice things up”
without ruffling feathers:
Paragraph 2 which begins, “Nothing wrong…” to be
replaced with:
While erecting the path nothing wrong with landing
a hand to a young female distracted by this false sense of security.
Please consider the “timeliness” of this
piece bearing in mind further thoughts:
First, as plaintiff attorneys across the country if
not the world would surely remember my organization played a SIGNIFICANT role back in the spring
of 1997 in getting a landmark multi-million dollar repetitive-stress-injury
jury award overturned, the injuries which someone could “suffer”
from “our” negligence would in my opinion very possibly break both
the City of Del Mar as well as its third party insurance carrier-s underwriting
the city’s liability insurance policy-ies, such an important decision by
Federal Judge Jack B. Weinstein coming just 2 years prior Bill Lerach
Esq’s “astonishing” disclosures about the systemic fraud at
the highest levels of Corporate American.
And of course you know that The Fish
Rots From The Head Down as well as “pain” is subjective
much the same is “everything is relative”?
Second, while “sum” [sic] might see such
negligence as the responsibility of the lifeguards to enforce those with zero
schooling in this “dog eat god aspartame”
[sic] world understand rather well the ultimate responsibility lies with the
City Council members surely FULLY aware of
the grave risks they have CHOSEN to
ignore, WHEREAS “skilled and experienced”
litigators such as Mr. Jeffrey R. Krinsk of Finkelstein & Krinsk would
flush out in the flash of an eyelid, in all likelihood without having to engage
my unique and universal “risk assessment” services which as you
would expect don’t come cheap, that unless we are dealing with
“brainne dead” [sic] council members then one comes to expect given
all the lying that goes on in this world, the obfuscation best administered by
us “sly English”, that the TRUE CHOICE,
given how loathe we are to call people names like “moron” or
“incompetent”, was one of simply weighing the BENEFITS
of GETTING CAUGHT, kick backs blah blah
from lawyer-liars versus the “business as usual”
COSTS of the rich trickling down the
costs of them getting rich on to the increasingly not so poor and downtrodden
masses who thanks to people such as myself realize how much they are in fact in
the pound seats right this very minute given how little trust a sufficient
number of us have not only in our elected officials but those unelected like
Federal Reserve Chairman,
Third, I got the sense just by your body language
and of course to repeat what I may have said yesterday, I am not a psychic but
something told me that since you had not read the email I sent to you via my
wife’s email account at 1:51 PM PT there was something else bothering you
about me, the possibility that your one columnist Mr.
Of course I could be wrong about a number of things
and while it is not uncommon for people such as Winndy Winn to approach me to
bankroll them I am really not someone all that flush with cash these days, less
than a million dollars in all my bank accounts combined but again please
don’t feel the need to take out a collection box during your lunch and
join Winndy Winn on the corner of 15th Street and Highway 101 just a
“hop jump and a scotch” [sic] from your impressive offices given
how not only is my total debt less than what it costs me to support my dog
Pypeetoe over a 12 month period, probably not that many people all over the
world who have the credit card companies owing them the several thousands of
dollars I keep in credit balances in the event of a rainy there is always my
“rich chick” wife who might take pity on at least my poor, poor,
poor dog Pypeetoe to mention little of how much I would prefer if people like
Winndy Winn were to start “hitting on” my wife given not only the
fact that she is SIGNIFICANTLY cash richer than me,
not to forget how employable she is at least relative to me; moreover, based on
what Dr. John K. Pollard keeps insisting
whenever we get together is that
While I own a chunk of gold mostly for symbolic
reasons I am rather concerned about this irreproducible precious metal, evenly
dispersed throughout the world rising to “realistic levels” that
would not be in the best interests of the hard working peoples of the world
unless of course our great President, the most honorable George W. Bush were to
be in a position where he would be able “to stare down” my very DAAC [DeBeers-Anglo American Cartel] family, helped no doubt by me sticking around just a
little longer, less said is more, other than to point out that diamonds under
the “command and control” of the DAAC remain lightweight,
untraceable, never once inventoried, reproducible by machines since the mid
1950s, a currency unlimited in supply, the DAAC the mafia
of mafia.
Ps
– Please don’t forget your commitment to let me know ASAP whether
my “Flirting with danger”
piece will be aired this week.
Ps II
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-----Original Message-----
From: Marie Dion
[mailto:mdg42203@sbcglobal.net]
Sent:
To:
Subject: Flirting with Danger
Mr. Editor:
I am using my wife’s email account as my own account
is busy broadcasting a slew of other communiqués.
Below is a “letter to the editor” that may
require editing - please let me know – I think you would agree it
accomplishes a number of things which I don’t think all need to be
spelled out to mention little of columnist
BTW I have photos of one
Flirting
with Danger
It’s easy to look at
anything superficially especially those who dig out steps along the cliffs of
Nothing wrong also with
catching the eye of a young female stressing while sweating like a pig doing
one’s civil duty?
The road to hell is NOT necessarily paved with bad intentions but when one
considers that in the end this world is all about money then surely we should
be looking at the fact that while we ticket people who walk their unleashed
dogs on what is essentially railroad property very much falling apart, WHAT IF someone slips breaks their neck, left a quadriplegic
while the digger of all our graves appears to do the right thing helping out a
carefully orchestrated scene not necessarily all geared to attract a damsel in
distress?
Okay lets not worry about
lawsuits and the Del Mar City council somehow finding the money to settle multiple
class action lawsuits WHAT ABOUT the
damage to the cliff if more people under the guise of civil duty were to create
their own paths not just the less than a handful that currently exist inviting
more erosion to some of the better surfing spots.
Why is it asking so much of
those perhaps not in the best of shape to walk the path at
Careful should we all be of
those who flirt with danger?
“Risk
Assessment” is my business
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