From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Friday, December 08, 2006 2:34 PM PT
To: Ycy
Cc: rest; mdgart@sellnext.com'
Subject: ...CONDE...SEX...---...

Dear Nancy,

Marie was very pissed off with what she thought was a “condescending” email to you, threatening me again or so it seemed with “sex”.

And again for the life of me I am not sure my pitiful body can take such abuse.

Just the thought of my sex life being any better than it is right now has me thinking of heading back to the cliff house for a full afternoon of lovemaking even if Ed Bartolas isn’t comfortable with all the alternatives I have provided to make him not only aware of what day it is today but what safeguards I can put in place if he is not comfortable in me with my pitiful body, big nose, big ears, no shoulders to speak of, big mouth, midget sized arms, chicken legs, soft as soft Lily White Wheaty Eating hands able to protect him for the 30 seconds I need to view his diamond collection before helping him sell his diamonds for what I am quite certain will be an excellent deal and all “above board”.

Now of course there is still very much the risk that that each and every one of Bank of America’s employees throughout the world are also hooked into my missives in “real time” and may decide to shut down their offices altogether and never reopen and as severance pay simply turn a blind eye to their employees breaking in to every safety deposit box, the board of directors of Bank of America not necessarily bothered to provide an operating manual on how to proceed without triggering a DAAC sponsored Congressional Hearing once our most bloody of bloody civil wars is long over and we are all dead but not necessarily buried.

What do you think of this latest burial insurance you can buy, something like a dollar a “weak” [sic]?

I assume you are figuring out that those of us with skill-sets to compete “on” [sic] the “merit system” which has its foundation in the “barter system” of exchanging goods and services including sex, are not in the least bit perturbed about the pending collapse of the United States Dollar that has been propped up for some 60 or so years by our “Regime Change” Foreign Policy that means most if not all the wealth you and pretty much everyone you know well has been rather “ill-gotten” to say the least.

Not to mention though, if you just have skills and not “bloodied hands” you are feeling even better about yourself and therefore far better able to defend yourself from say a Mexican knocking at your door and asking for his fair share of the graft-spoils of oil wars?

To mention little of one of Ed’s stones I seem to recall being valued at over $300K which of course is small potatoes compared to what I have seen and you remember I didn’t get off a boat just yesterday which has me thinking of poor, poor Leah Brandon of KFI 640 AM “More stimulating….” [sic] having to borrow $10K from her father to have her kidney stones removed given how poorly paid she and the rest of the KFI gang under the “command and control” of the DeBeers-Anglo American Cartel who now have these stooges promoting during peak listening hours the www.BLUENILE.com website.

Marie went on to suggest after having calmed down, boiled herself some water and drunk what I assume is the delicious tasting young green leaf tea we got this summer in China, which all took place as she simply cleared her throat and as you know Marie is not only quick but the most awesome multi-tasker I have ever met, that instead of me blind copying you on my very few remaining broadcasted emails, the last one will be a follow up to Attorney General of the United States, before I knuckle down and find someone to take my emails as well as thoughts and condense them into a book less than 150 pages much like Stedman’s WHO ARE YOU? that I simply direct you to www.SupremeInternetCourt.com where you can scroll down to the bottom of the page, click on the President hyperlink, then scroll down to the last name in the carbon section where you will inevitably find my last broadcasted email that has been loaded up on to the Internet.

The only problem with this approach is that because of the ever increasing number of hits people are finding that despite my “best efforts” the hyperlinks are not always working and this frustration is starting to effect their sex lives which isn’t necessarily a good thing or more importantly something you or your patients care to hear about when all you really want to be is the first to be informed about my insight and analysis of the important events of the day.

Stedman as you should apparently know is Oprah’s boyfriend even though I had never heard of him and was extraordinarily unimpressed with both his presence as well as the utter nonsense he spoke which had all the rich folk of Rancho Sante Fe seeming like they were coming in their pants whilst nodding their heads in approval with the utter nonsense he was talking while just doing what Oprah gave him permission to do which was to exploit her name.

Sex only has a bad name because of extraordinarily poor conditioning brought about slave master’s wanting to distract the masses.

The more you tell any genius “no” and remember all kids are born geniuses the more their brain hears, “Yes, I need to find out why ‘no’”!

In the end the only thing left for slave masters’ offspring is to perfect the “gift of the gab”.

Now look around you and add up first on your one hand all the people you know including yourself when not interested in what I have to say actually out there stopping the biggest problem of all time while at the same time recognizing that putting an end to human misery brought about by human overpopulation interferes with their slave master position.

Let me know.

Gary

Ps – Don’t forget to keep giving thought to Marie’s advice, “Don’t give Gary your sister’s email address!”

Ps I – Marie “took the plunge” and actually typed in the initial password I had given her for her new email account that is only accessible over the internet by going to this hyperlink although she could have possibly done a “cut and paste” before then going in to change the password more to her liking.

Until such time as she changes that “big brainer” password I will be offering a $100 in gold bullion to the first person who lets either one of us know they have figured out the “no brainer” password,,, and don’t forget to let your husband participate in this fun distraction.

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