To: Kenneth Standard - President of New York State Bar Association

From: gsg@sellnext.com
Sent:
Monday, July 25, 2005 8:07 PM
Subject: This is what is happening.... This is what I think you can do about it.....

 

Dear Mr. Standard,

 

Soon after sending an email to Adam Tucker, my one programmer offering $10 an hour to him and his friends when in Las Vegas celebrating Adam’s bachelor party when finding the time to distribute a hard copy of this email as well as the attachment, the email going to a statistically inSIGNIFICANT sampling of the world's literate as well as illiterate population I was nevertheless inundated with responses, a helicopter passing by earlier with the words, "SAVING FACE" printed in blue, the background a solid non-gloss white, and as one would expect the most articulate coming from Dr. John K. Pollard who attended both MIT and Cornell University obtaining a PhD in G-D only knows what exactly, his 1/8th or 1/16th Iroquois Indian blood allowing him to enjoy no doubt ample amounts of barley while running circles around the student body as well as each and every faculty member as he pulled off all sorts of stunts including getting colors in wrestling to prove no doubt he was the dumbest of the bunch.

 

So important once realizing that scoring high on IQ tests simply requires being able to remember well as well as fortunate "sumwhat" [sic] to retain some of the smarts one was born with and when looking at the mostly imbeciles it not taking rocket science to figure out how to avoid getting one's head chopped off bucking a system such as the pitiful Bell Shaped Curve where not only do the most average rise to the top but it is inevitable that such mediocrity will result in the most average inbreeding, for Christ’s sake just look at the shape of the Bell Shaped Curve, until such time as they cannot even notice that they are being wooed by an anything but Aryan looking Austrian, black hair, black eyes which together with his black moustache camouflaging Hitler laughing all the way to the bank?

 

The possibility exists of course that Hitler eventually began to believe some of his non-choreographed bs unaware that he was skating on very thin ice had he dared to question his financiers just loving his business plan?

Mein Kampf so incredibly crystal clear especially to those having got to the top clawing their way on the backs of others less rapacious realizing the drop not all that pleasant, leaving it up to a small time thug understanding a little about mob psychology to take care of those breaking the rules.

 

One man’s system another man’s corruption.

 

The audacity, however, of Dr. Pollard to respond, "Cheapskate !" enough for me to not only lose my place but consider him the evil incarnate at least for the moment as I look out the large windows of our Cliff House pinching myself much like I was doing yesterday with Marie who you recall does in fact "show" much better in the flesh" than she does in pictures as hard to believe as that may be.

 

A mind a terrible thing to lose unless you are of the mind set thinking that so long as one does not create too many waves the next go around will be that much more rewarding?

 

Then again such thinking could only come from someone who has lost their mind?

 

Suffice also to say Adam Tucker nor his father or his uncle who got his "kick start" producing plastic explosives, no strike that, highly explosive material inside a suitcase containing I understand $2 million courtesy of a South African not quite obviously that high up the pyramid of my DAAC family but nevertheless with "money to burn".

 

There not a single dishonest South African along with anyone they have co-opted who right this instant isn’t shaking in their boots praying against all hope that our most vengeful G-D will show more mercy than me but they are, in my humble opinion, wrong, dead wrong.

 

The attached document never received any edits or suggestions from anyone including Mr. Jeffrey R. Krinsk of Finkelstein & Krinsk although the deafening silences of those who received an advance copy told me I had in fact "pegged you" much like my amazing wife pegged failed local Delmartian politician-journalist Michael Windy Winn but instead of 76 words my communiqué takes all of 4272 words that guaranteed will change not only your life but the lives of each and every one on this planet possibly quicker than your ability to pass air as word spreads at Light-G-D-Speed that the future is now as the past and the future all come "to-get-her" [sic] in the present.

 

You, your 72,000 lawyers-liars who make up the vast majority of the New York State Bar Association NOW have no choice whatsoever but at a minimum to call Senator Hilary Clinton and ask her what she would advise Senator Ted Kennedy to do at this time.

 

Take as long as you want before you decide to click on to the attachment knowing perfectly well it does not contain a virus but explosive enough should you decide not to do the right thing and the smart thing which is also the right thing.

You will notice there are no foul words but there is reference to "gay Xes" [sic] and may I simply suggest that if you take offense keep it to yourself.

 

Don’t be idiotic to think you could get away like my uncle David Gevisser in suggesting that I am either "naive" or "impudent" bearing in mind how much you in your arrogance have become so much a part of the problem believing this whole world is about you, being accepted by your mostly crooked and so extraordinarily self absorbed peers not caring in the least about the children, grandchildren or possible great grandchildren.

 

The information you have now had in your possession to bring about world peace in a flash could have done much more than save "life and limb" it could have possibly led to us getting to those London suicide bombers in time as well as those blowing up our young service people this very instant battling against insurmountable odds, your incredible selfishness must, however, be viewed in the context of those who of course could have done more than a poor fellow like you, a Harvard Law School graduate to boot, my immediate family far more culpable while infinitely less culpable than my uncle David Gevisser’s DAAC family.

 

None of you, however, can stand in the way of me and incorruptible grass roots organizations growing at Light-G-D-Speed at this most amazing moment in the history of time.

 

G-D willing you will find the will to extract from deep within you the will of someone extraordinarily vengeful urging you through the light of day to do what must be done now, not tomorrow to get the message home.

 

Sincerely

 

Gary S. Gevisser

 

Ps - Just moments before I was about to send this email I received an email from a Dutchman who caused me to pause bringing back not only memories but a story along with The Diamond Invention that should be told to kids no later than in 8th grade and then immediately following my response which I posted up on the AIG Yahoo message board I was besieged by emails from Dr. John K. Pollard who has been checking my emails for "readability" letting me know in no uncertain terms that this email which he received in advance "ranks better by a lot over the letter to Jeff [Krinsk], but still really bad."

 

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----- Original Message -----

From: John K. Pollard Jr.
To: gsg@sellnext.com

CC:

Subject: Hookers

Date: Mon, 25 Jul 2005 14:12:56 -0700

 

Cheapskate !

Even the Hookers in the bushes at Mexican Illegal Immigrant Camps make more than $10/hour.

John

 

 

----- Original Message -----

From: gsg@sellnext.com
To: Adam Tucker

CC: rest; newsobits@uniontribune.com, jrk@class-action-law.com , editor@delmartimes.net, EVB.SERVICES.BDH@belldewar.co.za, zukocody@hotmail.com, tefo@breinsystems.co.za

Subject: HOOkers

Date: Mon, 25 Jul 2005 15:05:54 -0500

May i suggest you look very carefully at the broadcasted email i will be sending Devin Standard's father later today and then make say 10,000 copies splitting them amonst those attendng your bachelor party to hand out to every hooker you meet and just for argument sake assume everyone including your friends are hookers and I will pay each of them $10 an hour so long as they sign a statement that their bill is accurate.

Would you Dad or uncle be interested in this gig, if so have them email me directly.

Also dont forget to send me a copy of the email I Ms. Pecore this past Friday at 2:01 PM PT


----- Original Message -----
From: Adam Tucker"
To: gsg@sellnext.com
Subject: RE:
Date: Mon, 25 Jul 2005 12:16:31 -0700


I have to head out to an estimate, band will look through what you have
sent. The problem with this week is I am going to Las Vegas on Thursday evening for my bachelor party. I wont be returning until Sunday afternoon.

I wish I ahd more time right now... I'll write you back later.

adam