From: Gary S. Gevisser [gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent: Wednesday, April 02, 2003 3:45 PM
To: 'Kimberly Hunt'
Cc: dpollak@ubspw.com; Devin Standard
Subject: RE: SELLing the NEXT big thing - THE MEEK WITH TEETH SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH

 

Nice to finally hear from you. My understanding is that the bird breeding season may have something to do with our “Australian Stanley Russell” [sic] making so much noise which reminds me that I need to respond to the new managers of Ccrest about the Bed & Breakfast-Café’s property and casualty insurance policy which I would like them to be responsible 4.

 

Please when you are next out in the southwest of England try perhaps playing golf since I take it you don’t really care for hunting, may I suggest you make a point of enjoying our delicious scones and Somerset cream and let me know if you are in agreement with my father that I am finally in “go-d hands” [sic].

 

Had you responded to some of my earlier emails directed to you specifically you might have got to meet my dad & uncle who both married as well as single women seem very much attracted to.

 

As you may have read, my dad and I had a terrific amount of fun together when he last visited the United States a few weeks back although my uncle Leizer Molk who is an MD after hearing about my father traversing the mountain slopes while holding on to the back of me for dear life, at times with my Dukati motorcycle going at right angles to where my father wanted to be while I simply thought he wanted me to test out his pig valve, warned me that I was pushing things with this rather incredible man, wouldn’t you agree?

 

Looks though are only skin deep which brings me to why you wouldn’t at least have contacted someone like Jeffrey Krinsk of Finkelstein and Krinsk who your competitors seem to “Scall

” [sic] as if there was no tomorrow, wouldn’t you agree? He is rather good-looking, wouldn’t you agree?[1]

 

Now this “wouldn’t you agree?” business was something I picked up from my mother who I am certain even though you may consider yourself at the top your game would have a pointer or tTOo to help you gather your wits, wouldn’t you agree? As I’ve also mentioned before, I believe this phrase came about while a prostitute was on the stand giving evidence during one of the Brits political scandals during the 1960s although she was most likely sitting down, much like I suspect ex-president Clinton did while pontificating the future of the world, his pants probably on fire which is something I suspect he would have argued had Lott done the right thing and castrated him all the way to Timbuktu, wouldn’t you agree?

 

Like me, my mother doesn’t really have that much formal education but you wouldn’t believe it though if you ever heard her in one of her “command” performances.

 

You no doubt have come across the name King Golden Jnr. Esq., to mention just in passing Mr. Polie, in my ever expanding e-mails that know no end but even if you had contacted Mr. Golden he would tell you that my mother is not someone to take lightly; “a worldly” person is probably how he would describe this rather incredible “mother of 4” even though Mr. Golden is “not wor.dly” [sic] himself, a phrase he once used to describe my “significant other”, the mother of tTOo.

 

I am prohibited by a court order in placing the pictures of the children of Marie Dion Stewart on either my website or even as a hyperlink but things should come to a head, at least get very interesting, when Grubbygrub.com becomes like NextraTerrestrial.com one of the, if not the most popular websites on the planet. Mds, like my mother, could, however, run circles around Mr. Golden and his legion of supporters and then sum, hippos never to boot, let alone throw stones at.

 

Kimberly, it is very important that we all maintain a sense of humor “otherweiss

” [sic]? I promise though not to digress in to what is in “stor.” [sic] for the eRaider boys.

 

I am doing my very level best to take very deep breaths these days hoping to become even more inspired about the endless possibilities out there to solve the rather complex problems of the world. First though, wouldn’t you agree, we have a responsibility to take care of one another which I am assuming you fully support including holding the most outrageous, even if they involve family members, fully accountable for their sins?

 

So what solutions do you offer folks when you choose to bury your head in the sand to mention little of the problems of mixed signals, nothing worse than a blank stare? You agree that kids first look up to their parents in terms of what is right and wrong and if in fact their parents behave poorly it is doubtful the kids will grow to be mighty and strong, things becoming even more complicated when one or possibly both parents do one thing and tell the kids to do differently, hypocrites to boot, wouldn’t you agree? And why we have family court although you not only have to have bucks but the stamina to hold out to the end.

 

Mr. Krinsk no doubt will tell you I am in rather good shape although the kids know exactly how to keep me the best in check by making me laugh a lot.

 

Now, if you cannot help broadcast the irrefutable evidence I have of corruption at the highest levels of our State Government involving the top dogs within the Democratic Party, aided and abetted by non-other than a French Conglomerate, just one limb of the French Aristocracy who have quite a penchant for committing atrocity after atrocity, perhaps you can help me with the dilemma we now face as it relates to our Australian Stanley Rusella?

 

Earlier today a gentleman who breeds these birds called to let us know that he would take “Cranky Franky” off our hands. In all likelihood his days of flying free around the house although now mostly he is in a rather large cage, a world apart from the cage he was kept in while shut up in the dark of Dr. John Ben Stewart’s garage before he got rescued by Dr. Stewart’s second ex-wife, who as you know by now is both my “travel companion” and “significant other” aka Marie Dion Stewart and Mds never one tTOo boot. Our concern is that we really don’t how well he-she will be taken care of once “it” becomes fair game?

 

Over the course of the past several days Cranky Frank’s behavior has improved immeasurably. In fact he-she has been singing non-stop all day now the most beautiful sounds, in stark contrast to the high pitched air-raid noises he brought with him when Mds salvaged him from her ex-husband’s cluttered up to mention little once again of his darkened garage.

 

One of the many real estate brokers who visited with us over the past several months sent me an e-mail last night around the time I was just getting on to my Dukati, leaving Trophy’s in La Jolla were the former president of Hang Ten International made an incredible presentation of our “Stained-Grubbygrub.com” t-shirt concept that resulted in Jeff, one of the barmen being quite taken by this revolutionary business concept, providing both Mr. Isaac’s and myself with feedback that neither one of us had thought through, to mention little of the high probability that even Jeffrey Krinsk who was undoubtedly no less important than David Isaacs in Hang Ten’s success not yet quite realizing how ingenious this concept actually is, a brain child of my “unworldly” partner in what has been one hellava terrific ride. I will leave it to your imagination what the word “terrific” conjures up.

 

Edythe Caulfield, however, makes some rather interesting points wouldn’t you agree?

 

By the time I got over to the restaurant to meet with the “owner of the house”, i.e. Mds, she and her brother and his friend who have been enjoying our incredible weather, a far cry from the folks shivering in Canada, to mention little of my “poor” father having to take all the heat I am conjuring up in the southern hemisphere as South Africa in particular heads in to the Fall, my enthusiasm was raised a notch higher if you can believe all that?

 

Cranky Franky just flew right in to the area just left of this hyperlink having been scared by the trash removal trucks which should have come through yesterday and I promise also not to digress in to the “trash” business Mr. Krinsk indicated when we last met I might be able to help him with but please let me know how you are doing with separating your recyclables from your trash?

 

Mds just mentioned something about Cranky Franky “saving his feathers” versus saving his skin to mention little of their being “no skin off my teeth” if you choose to ignore my response to your non-response and I doubt I have to explain to you what is meant by “skin in the game?”

 

Interesting wouldn’t you agree that Smith and Nephew which recently acquired a pharmaceutical company high up on Torrey Pines that is in the “skin business”” used to be one of my mother’s multi-national conglomerate clients and the last thing I want is to come across as a broken record although you might find some of the stuff my mother advocated some 50 odd years ago quite revealing, at least it may bring more than a smile to your face, not to suggest that you don’t have the most beautiful natural smile although at times I think it might help if you placed a mirror just to the side of the news desk much like what Mds provided her father when he visited a few months back to help him overcome the embarrassment of food particles sticking to his chin, his excuse of having suffered a stroke or tTOo more than what may be in store for you should in fact folks like 60 Minutes decide to run with my Perfect Storm III.

 

On the other hand, having assisted Mds with clipping Cranky Franky’s nails earlier in the day, an experience that was more dramatic for me than the bird, although the blood “splattering” could have the animal control folks visiting once again, I now need a break.

 

Every so often I may exaggerate especially when it comes to seeing even a speck of blood but it would be folly to assume that you can blow me off with what amounts to nothing more than a high pitched volley. Did I mention to you when we first met that I won first place and received a cup in the very tennis tournament I ever entered? Well if not, you may possibly read about it in my “next best seller” [sic] Manager Minute One.

 

Another point of fact is that besides for a “joke” [sic] in The Weekly Marketeer and a few published comments in a newspaper or two I have yet to publish even a short-story let alone a “best seller.” Based, however, on the reaction of my e-mail list which you will undoubtedly soon realize is very much a statistically valid sample representative of the world’s population, my expressions, mathematically induced, would not be regarded by any mathematician of note, as being much of a stretch.

Eventually, just like you, I believe everyone will come around, more so those with a heavy workload, as you know if you have a job to do, do the smart thing and give it to the busiest person, so what is your excuse?

I have to hand it to you that you at least had the courage to put forth your best without first going through your managing editor. Please feel free “tTOo leT

” [sic] your former boss, JW August of the ABC Network affiliate that I say hello; point being you folks are anything but competitors, wouldn’t you agree Mr. Nicholas Johnson, a former chairman of the FCC who is also on my e-mail list.

By the way my right hand remains scarred after a boiling water accident when I was but a toddler despite my mother coming out with her own line of facial and hand creams with what I believe contained “b-prop-alex” [sic] which like her was way ahead of its time. Now if in fact I repeat a hyperlink or two don’t let that take you off your game for I am now rushed to get out to our rock cabin in the mountains and won’t have any time to even check this email. Now the very athletic and I must say very good looking folks hunkering down with us these days are going to be having a beer or tTOo in La Jolla around 5pm PST and so if you want to join us all and celebrate another amazing day, please just give me a call, 1-858-SELLNEXT.

It would be pure folly to assume tomorrow is another day.

Which reminds me of what you thought of my “notes” in the email I sent my new South African friend, Marius Van Wyk which I have yet to review although I have already decided exactly what I will be saying to Professor Bernie Black of Stanford University and of course Professor Grundfest, the former chairman of the SEC is copied on this email as well as a good chunk of my sample base?

Marius, despite English being his second language, is incredibly articulate in English, perhaps more so than you, wouldn’t you agree? Once, though, you go through the hyperlinks you will see that he graduated from a rather good South African university which my uncle, David Gevisser, is said to have attended before finding a lost soul like Charles Engelhard to attach himself to.

You have to just love David Gevisser given the fact that it takes him almost a lifetime to spit out a word or tTOo due to an incredibly bad stutter that makes him sound, to me at least, no different to Henry Kissinger. David Gevisser though like most of us Gevissers with a little common sense is one incredible businessman, at least Mr. Engelhard who you may know at one time controlled the world’s platinum supply, thought so highly of to have entrusted “Uncle David” with this “all-American’s” crown jewels.

So what exactly do you think about each and every time you look at the teleprompter; does it at least have a good spell check?

 

The restaurant where I met up with the rest of the “family” last night is one of our favorite Italian restaurants in Cardiff that recently went through a name change. It used to be Georgio and I assume you have eaten there? I was so hyped up that I almost bought it while beating the Amtrak train to the railway track crossing, but as you know I have had a number of close calls as of late.

The most interesting item that came up over this celebration dinner was Mds’ brother making note of how her ten-year-old son, JONATHAN, “who” [sic] is a rather good baseball pitcher despite failing to “extend” himself on his “backswing” just before he tosses the ball; something I had noticed quite some time back but because I didn’t want to “immerse” myself in Dr. Stewart’s favorite sport, albeit appearing to be Jonathan’s pitching coach, I kept my mouth shut. You may also have noticed that I gave Dr. Stewart until 5:00PM PST this past Monday to ease his way out of the mess he created but instead he threw up nothing short of a “hail-Marie” [sic] as once again I was forced to “sweet” [sic] it out in a courtroom yesterday.

Jean Dion is someone who listens as well as he observes and didn’t hesitate I am told to let Jonathan know that before he leaves to go back to Canada he, Jonathan, will appreciate how important it is to have a caring and thoughtful uncle [or tTOo] who doesn’t take anyone’s crap although he tells me he follows his wife’s instructions at all times much like me.

It so happens that David Isaacs’ son is also on the same team as Jonathan and as you must have read by now David Isaacs was the other person besides for David Gevisser’s high-priced lawyers in San Francisco for whom I had a letter of introduction when I first arrived on the shores of Chicago.

I may get my word tense and spelling to mention little of my horrific grammar not always exactly correct but one thing is for sure I am not in the least “byte” [non-sic] tense these days.

Again, let me know what you think we should do with Cranky Franky and I think the most important question is, “How much attention does he-she need?” Now when reading the news later try it out with one of your colleagues, perhaps weave it in to something to do with Saddam.

Don’t even bother responding if your suggestion is that we return the bird to Dr. John Ben Stewart, over my dead body, which reminds me that I still have to e-mail Dr. Stewart’s “his” [sic] ex-in-laws who anxiously await my next move in Perfect Storm VII.

Good Day,

Gary S. Gevisser

PS. I happened to forward your email to me to one of the folks on the e-mail list. The response included, “What were you doing in court yesterday? If she is a lady investigative reporter, you might question whether she is really interested in finding news/truth, etc.? If she is an executive, you might wonder why she might not be interested in upsetting the status quo? Or even better, who is making it worth her while not to pursue truth & Justice....”

You too may be interested to know more about what I was doing in court yesterday. Well it had to do with Dr. Stewart back on September 12th 2002, 2:09 AM PST filing with the criminal courts a “violation” complaint, the result of an e-mail I had sent him the day after he applied for and received a Temporary Restraining Order [TRO] against me that was signed “under penalty of perjury” which happened to be both false and misleading.