From:
Sent:
To: Jan W.H. Vaessen
Subject: Re: Quickwheel
Dear Jan,
First, how did you
come across my name and then associate it with Quickwheel?
Second, I was
moments away from sending out a "sumwhat" [sic] broadcasted email to
the President of New York State Bar Association whose son is the executor of my
estate impressing upon Mr.
Suffice to say it
took the GM of Philips whose name I forget, probably not more 30 seconds to
summon in security who decided not to push their luck when escorting me out of
their Anthoven headquarters by relieving me of a jagged piece of metal coming
from the front wheel assembly of the Quickwheel that had wrapped itself around
the rear left drive wheel of Ross' brand new Mercedes which matched perfectly
with the mangled front wheel assembly of the Quickwheel I had pulled out from
under the GM’s credenza, a good number of steps away from where I was
sitting around a rounded table perhaps with your replacement engineers who were
not as you would expect very happy with me, how rude not to draw on my Royal
Mater's Charm School teachings and not first excuse myself from the
table as the GM and his engineers went about first with lots of smiles on
their faces pontificating on how Mr. Golden and I were "sum" [sic]
stupid Americans who must have "failed" to follow the instructions,
"Do you know there was video that came with the set of instructions?"
when fitting the Quickwheel to Mr. Ross’ back wheel with its deflated
tire.
Mr. Ross as one
would expect given how so self-absorbed he was along with the rest of the
Epilady executives "playing business" with other people's money more
concerned about the damage to his brand new Mercedes than the fact that Mr.
Golden and I saw not only the $15 million odd Ross had wire-transferred out to
Philips going "down the tubes" forget the personal "gurantees"
[sic] that had been signed by a good number of the executives although, I seem
to recall the monies going to one or more Dutch Sandwiches under the
"command and control" of a Dutchman by the last name Bogweg, but more
importantly just a matter of time before the entire house of cards collapsed,
Solly and the rest of the "diks" [sic] ultimately being judged by a
jury of their peers not only guilty of "fraud" but "malicious
fraud" in a civil lawsuit that dragged South Africans, specifically Jewish
South Africans living in Santa Monica, through the mud.
The $33 million odd
jury award which included treble punitive damages handed to a young, very hard
working and at one time very close friend of the Kroks' daughters who played a
key role in helping get the Epilady woman’s shaver "off the
ground" had a lot to do with the Quickwheel debacle given how absurd it
seemed to the jury that a bunch of South African Chartered Accountants-CPAs
blah blah aided and abetted by the best lawyers-liars money could buy on
the west coast of the United States would have invested in a device that not
one of them had actually tested alone without someone from Philips
"ensuring" that everything was "copacetic" [sic] to mention
little of how many "damsels in distress" on freeways who didn’t
have cell phones at the time to call if not their spouse then surely rich
enough to afford a gigolo to change their flat tire rather than run the risk of
this "missile like" device costing if not another motorist than say a
pedestrian an "arm and leg" were it after wrapping itself around the
hub of the automobile to then "spring free" and of course these
ingenious South African Chartered Accountants-CPAs blah blah lawyers-liars up
the kazoo had not even bothered to check out what insurance company worth its
salt would insure such a "weapon of mass destruction" unless of
course it was one under the "command and control" of a series of
Dutch sandwiches under the "command and control" for all I know of
say you?
Bear in mind this
Epilady, I am just trying to help you along and bring more color to your
book, is a rather torturous device if one happens to have coarse hair growing
on one's legs, forget for only just a moment one’s pubic hair, there
simply very few if any women like my incredibly smooth skinned, 1/32nd Huron
Indian, 31/32nd French Canadian athlete of athlete wife who would skin me alive
if I dare show her totally naked in an effort to assist
Suffice to say
Looking forward to
hearing from you and I assume you are not Mr. Bogweg?
Ps - Should you
have time on your hands and want to enjoy the most incredible weather and
hang with me for a few days here in Del Mar, California, willing to work for
food and accommodation while helping me from time to time load up my next
broadcasted missive to Mr.
----- Original Message -----
From: Jan W.H. Vaessen"
To:
Subject: Quickwheel
Date:
Dear Gary,
I was the
engineer and projectleader of the Quickwheel untill 1989.
That time I
cooperate with Philips and another Dutch company, untill that time my design
was very good and tested on manny cars in the USA and Europe but later Philips
belief they don't need me anymore because they have more shares in the
Quickwheel.
They forgot
one thing........ I was the designer and know all the details they never had
and never get, so the good working samples was allway's destroy after test and
demonstration by my self. But Philips belief they can make it by them self
because they have the best engineers and all my drawings, yes they have
drawings but not the right because I make drawings for Philips and
drawings for myself. That time I know where my future of Quickwheel will
ended as soon as Philips get more power so I prepare myself, 6 month's later
Philips call me back because they could not figger out how it work's, so
I ask them where are all the good engineers because I was not needed
anymore, however I was not interested to cooperate again with Philips.
From that
time they never could get it proper work again. ( but I can !!!!!!! )
With kind
regards,
Jan W.H. Vaessen (
p.s. I
could write a whole book about the Quickwheel