From: Dr.
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To: gary s gevisser
Subject: HOW THE JEWS GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENT
HOW THE JEWS GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENT
(Why Moses was chosen to receive the 10 Commandments)
God went to the
Arabs and said,
"I
have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.
The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"
And the Lord said, "They are rules for
living."
"Can you give us an example?"
"Thou shall not kill."
"Not kill? We're not interested."
So He went to the Blacks and said, "I have
Commandments."
The Blacks wanted an example,! and the Lord
said, "Honor thy Father and Mother."
"Father? We don't know who our fathers
are."
Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I
have Commandments."
The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the
Lord said,
"Thou shall not steal."
"Not steal? We're not interested."
Then He went to the French and said, "I
have Commandments."
The French too wanted an example and the Lord
said,
"Thou shall not commit adultery."
"Not commit adultery? We're not
interested."
Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I
have Commandments."
"Commandments?" ! They said, "How
much are they?"
"They're free."
"We'll take 10."