From: Gary S. Gevisser [email@example.com]
Subject: Golf - Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden, Linda 4warned.
Missed you during the holidays with mom and dad. We are trying to get the “juryatricks” [sic] to spend more time here on Gary’s side as well as ours. The weather is beautiful and why suffer? They must not like us much.
Hope your golf is improving despite the storms etcetera etcetera etcetera and all the blah blah. Come and see us sometime. We will soon be posting photos of the families on The Internet.
Marie & Gary [MuG]
Ps – Ah! Les grosses femmes mangeusent de ban…