COMMENTARY
Greenspin
By CHRISTOPHER BUCKLEY
March 10, 2006; Page A18
"Penguin executives
emphasized that the book . . . would present Greenspan's unvarnished opinions
for the first time."
-- The
"One of the duties of a Fed Chairman is periodically to
schlepp up to Capitol Hill to testify before various Senate or House
committees, consisting of largely ignorant people. But I enjoyed these little
excursions on several levels.
"First, the senators were always very deferential, and
would call me 'Mr. Chairman' and agree with anything I said. They would plant
metaphorical kisses on certain smooth portions of my
"On the ride up to the Hill, I would sometimes entertain
fantasies about 'letting it all hang' out and saying, 'Senator, these
fluctuations in the price of molybdenum on the
"I particularly enjoyed the quadrennial kabuki dance with
whatever president was in office. Four presidents worked under me during my 19
years in office and they understood very well that the road back to the Oval
Office, so to speak, went through me, not David Letterman or Jay Leno.
"A year before re-election, I would start to get
hand-written notes from the incumbent. 'Caught you on C-SPAN. You look
fabulous! Have you lost weight?' Or 'Can we shave a point off the prime -- just
for old time's sake? Please? Be a sport. Would you like to come up to
"George Soros called me one day and said, 'How you like deutsche marks?' (That's the way he speaks. He's foreign.) I like George, but he had not been sufficiently deferential to me at the recent Aspen Institute conference, so I said, 'George, I love love love deutsche marks,' knowing that he would go long on them. He did, and he lost his shirt. (He can afford a new one.) What I hadn't counted on was that it would destroy the European economy for three years, and precipitate a crisis in the Balkans, but on balance it was worth it. He certainly never called me again for foreign currency tips."
Mr. Buckley is author of "Thank You For Smoking" (Random House Paperbacks, 2006), the movie version of which opens in theaters next week