From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent:
Wednesday, November 02, 2005 1:39 PM PT
To: US_ACS_Team_1@dell.com
Cc: rest; us_abu_ownership@dell.com; Jose Da Lima; mi@minst.org; Bill Handle; chris katko; Senator@kennedy.senate.gov; Eliot Spitzer - Attorney General of New York State; Nicholas Oppenheimer - DeBeers-Anglo American Cartel [DAAC]; JRK@class-action-law.com; Ms Phumzile Mlambo-Ngcuka - South Africa’s Minister of Minerals and Energy; President@whitehouse.gov; Edward Jay Epstein - Author of The Diamond Invention; Lieutenant Milakovitch; Michael Berlin Esq. - Office of Attorney General; Ssenator_lieberman@lieberman.senate.gov; Ms Phumzile Mlambo-Ngcuka - South Africa’s Minister of Minerals and Energy; drudge@drudgereport.com; Mark Gevisser - The Nation's southern African correspondant; gretchen@nytimes.com; stocks@foxnew.com
Subject: RE: Dell Inc. Case...NEXT SHOE TO FALL.

 

Immediately prior to your email below I received an email generated by a Dell technician who when I was speaking with him said his name is Christian.

 

Christian led me to believe that the only option available to me to remedy the "battery problem" on my Dell desktop computer was for Dell to send in the mail a replacement battery and for me to replace the existing battery running the risk that in tearing apart the guts of this not exactly cheap computer I would more than likely invalidate the warranty?

 

In Christian's defense he did not suggest in so many words, while demonstrating quite admirably, using good English, delivered calmly but with a strong taint that there was no improvisation going on, no apparent deviation whatsoever from his training, all while taking me for the biggest fool, that I use a sledgehammer to locate the slot on the motherboard containing the faulty battery.

 

But he did make it patently clear Dell was not prepared to send out a technician to assist me take care of what I consider to be Dell's "problem" leaving me with just a handful of choices including beginning another 100 mile wall of fire as we had “tTOo” [sic] summers ago, climbing the pole outside our rock cabin in Pine valley, California, running a wire from the mains that I suspect serves more than our cabin all the way to any point on the motherboard,,, well you get the picture of how foolish it is to try messing with the chemistry generating electricity between my awfully big ears?

 

After spending several picoseconds examining a myriad of other less damaging alternatives that would also not have interfered with the warranty I decided to call 1-800-822-89-65 ext 7288461 to express to a wonderful lady from Mississippi how much I detest those who derive great satisfaction in exceeding the limits of their small authority, i.e. evil does not come in the form of a pointed tail

 

Or

 

Pitched.

 

I did not bother this outstanding listener by giving her either the email address

 

Or

 

Telephone number, USA 1-619-238-1333 ext 24, of Mr. Jeffrey R. Krinsk of Finkelstein & Krinsk who over the past 6 years has on occasion called upon my unique and universal "risk assessment" services to help him, a very skilled and experienced SCAL [Shareholder Class Action Litigator] respond to fast balls thrown at

 

Or

 

Near head, given how so extraordinarily quickly this clearly very smart lady "cut to the chase" with the following in not so many words crystal clear response:

 

“Mr. Gevisser, it will be my absolute pleasure to arrange for a Dell technician to visit with you wherever you might be even if it means meeting up with you as you collect email addresses waiting outside the new Wal*Mart store on Mars in order to take care of what is clearly our problem without me seeing the wisdom of listening to a word more about your forthcoming book Manager Minute One, a takeoff of the business book bestseller One Minute Manager not quite as in compliance with Quantum Mechanics, that which goes “forward” must also work “in reverse”, as your “tTOo” [sic] extraordinary websites www.EmanANDdog.com and Eman..GODdnaNAME.www, I just love the fact that MM1 is all about empowering the kids to parent the "dik-s" [sic] who need the most help, each of us being our own managers as I have gathered from minute one and why not as you now take a deep breath call this no doubt best selling book of all time, as Mr. JRK once suggested, The ‘tTOo’ [sic] Minute Manager given your penchant for misspelling words that have multiple meanings.

 

In other words I see nothing to be gained other than you beating your wife to “die the richest person in the grave” by upsetting you any further, not that it would interfere with your other immediate goal of executing the solutions to solve all the problems of the world by first having folks understand better the word "triangulation"; on the contrary I get the picture loud and clear how you derive great satisfaction while leveraging to hell and gone the poor conditioning of people such as Christian so foolish to allow the "most average" human beings to interfere with the pretty much perfect programming of the space between his ears.

 

Even if it wasn’t for you pointing out the deficiencies of the Bell Shaped Curve which is the cornerstone of the western educational system we, those of us who have not allowed our formal education to interfere with our learning, know intuitively why there is so much mediocrity in this world, allowing the rest of us who have maintained our SMARTs to get the fricken hell out of the way as the "most average" who have risen to the top begin now more so than ever collapsing into a heap of tears dependant on the likes of Christian who you left in tears to cushion their fall from grace” [sic]?

 

It is probably worth mentioning as you seriously consider this lady for a seat on the Board of Directors of Dell that I felt it important in order to bring out the best in her that I remind her most women don’t give us poor listener men enough credit for when on occasion we listen rather well, pointing out of course, rarely if ever, as well as women.

 

Furthermore, I did not feel the need make mention even once of Perfect Storm II on the www.Footsak.com website that has a paragraph titled, “Triangulation” which I am impressing upon those wishing to become more independent thinkers.

 

Be advised that I heard earlier today for the first time from Jose Da Lima in response to this broadcasted email I sent to Dr. John K. Pollard yesterday, that Phumzile Mlambo-Gncuka, “is no more Minister of minerals and enegy she is Deputy President of soth africa” [sic] to mention little of the price of gold last trading at $463 a troy ounce, down a notch from it’s recent high, the pressure to keep our financial markets, nothing short of a “house of cards, from collapsing beginning to takes it toll on legislators not just here in the United States but folks such as Ms. Phumzile Mlambo-Gncuka who may have only just recently realized that she is as much under the “command and control” of the DeBeers-Anglo American Cartel as is the United States Congress.

 

You may not know that us English use the Latin adverb “sic” which means “so” to denote some sort of “Re:RE” [sic] in the expression in quotes whether it be a spelling

 

Or

 

Grammatical error that allows those rather loose with their tongues when caught with their pants down to rant and rave believing that there will never come a point in time when the next generation catch on to the fact that there is no such thing as a generation gap just a credibility gap that is increasingly causing the most “bought off” i.e. those getting their Bell Shaped Curve education but without more than a “pot to pee in”, to become increasingly belligerent?

 

Slowly but surely the masses not just in the United States but around the world increasingly understanding thanks to missives such as this why it is we have the few superrich supporting the likes of the Kennedy clan who were willing to sell out their countrymen for what amounts to a “pittance” versus their less eloquent right wing brothers and sisters who couldn’t be relied on to articulate arguments that made no sense but combined with “good looks” would mesmerize the masses “hooked” on entitlement programs, the poor and downtrodden never figuring to ask let alone be bothered who other than their offspring would end up paying for them being bought off even cheaper than the likes of the scoundrel Kennedys.

 

Thank you for allowing me to spell out these important matters which will, G-d willing, prevent me from repeating all this when I do eventually get around to responding to this most extraordinary piece of news coming out of South Africa that sits atop increasingly less significant rich mineral reserves, the South African government perhaps even more perturbed by my recent disclosures that have folks around the world so raptured as I go about explaining the strategies of the most rapacious who prey on the likes of Ms. Phumzile Mlambo-Gncuka, counting on such poorly conditioned individuals to continue “towing the line” believing that the majority of the citizens of the world will get too caught up in their busy busy lives doing stuff like replacing batteries and the such to ever get around to “working out” why it is that they can never simply find the time to examine ever so carefully why they cannot get out of their rut, than even the so extraordinary corrupt United States Congress.

 

G-D-NA-tur-e got rid of our tails for good reason knowing that while increasingly none of us likes to be told what to do and how to do it we have this thing for eventually following in the “footsteps” of mankind so unkind to G-D-NAture of wanting to go around in circles not capable of figuring out that in mathematics, the most precise of all languages, there is no such a thing as a perfect circle yet instead of questioning this rather glaring signage, English remember while ripped out of the Latin one of the spiritual languages like Hebrew, Aramaic, Arabic and Greek still retains vestiges of spirituality, we choose to be so defiant oblivious to how over time when lying to others we first have to lie to ourselves, the short-circuits inevitably taking their toll to the point that we cannot even begin to recall our purpose in life, our stubbornness, a logical reaction to the increasing poor conditioning brought about by each successive generation having increasingly lost their way, failing most of all in what has become a race for “survival of the richest” to encourage their offspring to logically thought process thus flushing out their elders so extraordinarily transparent hypocrisy?

 

Bear in mind constantly that G-D is DNA, doubling, “replicating faithfully”, DNA just numbers and lettering, there nothing contained within our DNA an “ACT of G-d” that is either “good

 

Or

 

bad”, the 4 letters ACTG making up the sum total of all DNA that can be traced back to the beginning of time.

 

NUMBERS is one of the 5 Books of Moses, the Hebrew word phonetically written, “DIVIRIM” also means, “THINGS” and pretty much everyone knows that NUMBER, according to Pythagoras, the first mathematician-philosopher to take mysticism and superstition out of the equation with his X²+Y²=Z² Right Angle Triangle, IS THE ESSENCE OF ALL THINGS, GOOD

 

Or

 

EVIL!

 

You would agree only liars need good memories, increasingly difficult to maintain for all the reasons I have spelled out rather clearly?

 

Please would you do me the favor while reprimanding Mr. Christian, having him simply get some counseling from this terrific lady based in Mississippi, and forward this communiqué to everyone on your email list asking them to do the same, bearing in mind if you choose otherwise there is every reason to believe a good number including the Chairman and CEO of Dell Computer will eventually get a copy wanting to know why you thought it wise to keep all this to yourself.

 

I am in fact counting on “self preservation” to help speed up the process of executing the solutions to solve the problems of the world that in my humble but seasoned opinion, began when man failed to get along with women who are beyond a shadow of a doubt not only far better listeners but far superior “problem solvers” who at times get “emotional” again for very good reason.

 

Worth repeating the words of wisdom from my over the top brilliant, eloquent, elegant and mind-boggling sexy, French Canadian, athlete of athlete, increasingly great artist painter, Client-Partner-Wife, Marie Dion Gevisser;

 

The world would be far better off if women were on permanent PMS then they  wouldn’t put up with any of the bullshit!

 

You will notice that there is increasingly less “noise”, less “distractions” and more logical thought processing as more folks at the bottom of the pyramid “work out” on their own not only the cause of us being so extraordinarily selfish when we decided despite having won the race for survival of the fittest, decimating the rest of the animal kingdom other than the meek, continuing to breed like rabbits displaying both our lack of common sense as well as extraordinary selfishness BUT to round it off who but a handful of rapacious individuals lacking any sense of spirituality STOOD TO GAIN from our parents and grandparents so overtly poor conditioning.

 

So far there is not a single verse in the Old as well as New Testament that I have a problem with when debating the subject, “G-D does NOT exist” not even Matthews, “The meek shall inherit the earth” given how I have yet to come across a single ant, cockroach, rat, mouse, deer, elephant, kangaroo, chimpanzee, the list ending with this brown spider now crawling up my leg, who demonstrate that they are NOT meek.

 

For every action-reaction-overreaction there is an equal and opposite action-reaction-overreaction, nothing is gained nor is it lost.

 

Good day,

 

Gary S. Gevisser

A Name From Here, You Can Trust Over There

 

Ps – Earlier today on the New York Times’ Internet website there is photo of former President Clinton, partner of very crooked businessman Ron Burkle, paying his “Final Respects for Rosa Parks” but STILL no mention of much more important stuff when it comes to the rights of the living and those that follow as whether Bill Clinton is ready to comment on what thoughts are now going through his mind when reflecting back on that day when as a kid he shook the hand of President John F. Kennedy NOW fully aware that when President elect, not yet officially Commander In Chief of all United States Armed Forces, JFK was being given his “marching orders” to hightail it into Vietnam by the “Anglo” head of the DAAC, the mafia of mafia, who thanks to JFK’s father, on the payroll of the DAAC, had beginning in that fateful year 1933 been granted by a new and sickly Democratic United States President a worldwide exclusive right to engineer-manufacture-distribute their own unlimited in supply, untraceable, lightweight and never once inventoried “diamond currency” used to first buy off each and every head of State beginning with the British and American Governments.

 

So much for anyone’s civil rights when tyrants all around the world ensure the masses don’t have much more than a “pot to pee in”, the likes of so full of themselves Clinton and Senator Ted Kennedy like those before them the easiest to corrupt, even these nincompoops know perfectly well the problems of the world have never, not once, been about race, color, sex

 

Or

 

Religion, simply poor parental religious teaching and greedy people dependant upon the corrupt church to keep the masses breeding like rabbits and dying like flies, increasingly more difficult as folks like me take on anyone particularly the media and academia, the new corrupt church, by mocking to hell and gone their intellectual midgetry.

 

You may already have a good sense of my lead in when following up with Mr. Bill Handle, a talking head on KFI 640 AM as you give more thought to not only what Senator Ted Kennedy was doing back in March 1971 at the funeral of Lilly White Wheaty Eating American Charles Englehard, the racist of racist and co-head of the DAAC, the SPECIAL INTEREST of SPECIAL INTEREST groups that not a single member of the United States Congress has DARED to mention in public hearings, BUT what thoughts were going through Ted’s head that he cared to share with others drawn to this all important gathering of big time crooks including former Democratic President Lyndon Johnson and Democratic Vice President Humphrey?

 

Before, however, getting back on Mr. Handles’ “case” I will first after responding to Dr. John K. Pollard’s “read” of my “Letter of Introduction”, questioning his possible interest in being a board member of the MEDNANSKY INSTITUTE, follow up with Chris Katco who along with a whole lot more than those on Chris’ email list which he has accused me of “hijacking”, anxiously await for the next shoe to fall.

 

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 -----Original Message-----
From: US_ACS_Team_1@dell.com [mailto:US_ACS_Team_1@dell.com]
Sent: Wednesday, November 02, 2005 9:10 AM
To: gsg@sellnext.com
Subject: Dell Inc. Case #114920088 Team 30700 Email #~11253552~# Confirmation

 

Dear GEVISSER GARY,

 

Thank you for contacting Dell Warranty Support.  It was a pleasure working with you to resolve the issue you had with your system.

 

The following information relates to your recent call.

 

Case #114920088

 

If you need further assistance with case #114920088, you may contact Dell via email or telephone.

 

If you choose to use email, please reply to this email, and include the following information in the body of the email:

 

1. Preferred method of contact (phone or e-mail)

2. Best time to reach you

3. Include phone number if phone is preferred method of contact

 

If you choose to telephone Dell, call 1-800-822-8965, Option 1, enter the extension 7288461 when prompted, and provide the agent your Case #.

 

For all new issues, please email Dell Warranty Support from the following web page http://support.dell.com or by calling 1-800-822-8965.

 

Customer Experience: How am I doing? I am constantly striving to improve my service. If there is anything I can do to help improve your experience, please don't hesitate to let me know by contacting my manager via email using the instructions above.

 

Respectfully,

 

Erika

Rep ID   0100245

 

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For all new issues, please email Dell Warranty Support from the following web page http://support.dell.com or by calling 1-800-822-8965.

 

Customer Experience: How am I doing? I am constantly striving to improve my service. If there is anything I can do to help improve your experience, please don't hesitate to let me know by contacting my manager via email using the instructions above.

 

Respectfully,

 

Erika

Rep ID   0100245